Every time he's around girls. He’s an idiot sap but he makes a good comic relief so I keep him around. And his piano’s worth a lot in pawn shops.
I dunno what you thought about Flute but she’s no lady. She’s violent and bipolar and the most unrefined princess I’ve seen in my life, but I’ll admit she’s a decent assistant. And someone has to carry the bags. [Warming up now-- he misses them enough to be talking about them! Nothing but bad things, of course.] Oboe is a dumb old crow who should’ve been here ‘cause other people got to keep their animals. Seriously, it’s bullshit. [Translation: I miss my daaaaaaaad.] Then there’s Trom, he’s a prince but he’s like eight so really he’s just a stupid brat. Probably still wets his bed. Oh, and there’s Sizer. She’s my sister but I don’t know her very well ‘cause she joined right before I got here.
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Date: 2014-08-26 09:02 am (UTC)I dunno what you thought about Flute but she’s no lady. She’s violent and bipolar and the most unrefined princess I’ve seen in my life, but I’ll admit she’s a decent assistant. And someone has to carry the bags. [Warming up now-- he misses them enough to be talking about them! Nothing but bad things, of course.] Oboe is a dumb old crow who should’ve been here ‘cause other people got to keep their animals. Seriously, it’s bullshit. [Translation: I miss my daaaaaaaad.] Then there’s Trom, he’s a prince but he’s like eight so really he’s just a stupid brat. Probably still wets his bed. Oh, and there’s Sizer. She’s my sister but I don’t know her very well ‘cause she joined right before I got here.
They're all idiots, but a hero needs his posse.